Oops, I did it again.

February 12, 2008

Apparently, I only feel compelled to write in this blog when I have essays due, like, now, and a whole list of intimidating work to do before the end of the next week. In other words, at the most inappropriate times. Regardless, here I go.
My Christmas season saw some incredible crafty productivity. I hand-made nearly everyone’s gifts, and I was pretty pleased with how everything turned out. During the month, I churned out two knitted hats, half a knitted sock that got frogged, one cross-stitched shirt, a knitted (and lined!) purse, one pair of wristwarmers, one necklace, two earrings, and a bracelet. Whew. And really, the majority of these things were completed after my finals, from mid-December and on.
I think I managed to get photos of everything–though not the wristwarmers, unfortunately, but I’m sure I’ll make some more in the future, since they were such a quick, easy knit. Are they beautiful pictures, with meticulous lighting and crisp, interesting backdrops? Of course not. Some of them even are, dare I say it, dreaded webcam pics. Ay. Bear with me and pretend they’re pretty, okay?

A cabled purse for Friend K:

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A Jayne hat for Friend Julie (appropriately modeled by Julie):

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A Palindrome Hat for Friend Kimber (modeled by me, because I so wanted to keep this):

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Jewelry for ol’ Mummsy, made with amethysts and hand-made glass beads:

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(I was dying to keep these. Fortunately, I have enough of those carmel glass beads for me. Yay!)
A necklace for my sister (amethysts and hematite):

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And a cross-stitched t-shirt for my sister as well (an up-close picture of it, with masking tape and chalk marks still on it because that’s just how I roll):

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It says “Fuck the haters.” Unladylike, yes, confrontational, yes, but my angry teenage sister loved it (or at least pretended to). At the very least, it is a message that she certainly relates to. The idea came from the Sublime cross-stitch pattern that was hearts that spelled out “fuck,” which I extended and modified for my purposes.

Though I’m clearly belated and long overdue with this post, I still can’t help but feel proud of what I accomplished in such a short period of time. But this year, methinks I will start in the summertime to get these things done early. No, really. Stop laughing, that’s rude.

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The Dryad and the Sun-man

November 6, 2007

Hey neighbors!

So, I entered a contest over at Craftster.org last month. The theme was to embroider two yin-yang themed pillowcases, and the prize is an awesome $280 worth of embroidery supplies. You can see my entry post here, but I’ll also post it’s content under the cut.

Now I’m here to ask a favor of y’all: if any of you are registered on Craftster, I’d love for you to go here and vote for me (my entry is titled “The Dryad and the Sun-man”). Or since it’s just a message board and wouldn’t take long at all to do, if you wanted to register just so that you could vote for me, that would be great too. I must’ve worked at least 100 hours on this project throughout the month, neglecting a fair amount of school work in the process. Wouldn’t you like to make all that sacrifice worth more than just my self-satisfaction? Pretty please?

I really hope that a couple of you will hop over there and vote for me. But first, here is my entry copy and pasted in its entirety, hence explanations and such):

So this is my first challenge, my first attempt at embroidery, and my first finished project post.

Instead of interpreting the yin-yang theme in a literal way and using two opposite ideas/things, I decided to structure my idea around the symbolism of the traditional yin-yang in Taoism. Taoism utilizes a lot of natural imagery to make its points (the uncarved block of wood for our potential, the water in the stream for our ability to be flexible and willing, etc), so I decided to have a natural theme as well.

The yin is the female; dark, shady, earthy, and passive with the mysteriousness of night (though it is important to note that the dark does not equal evil or bad in any way). For the yin I did a take on dryads, or tree nymphs in Greek mythology–because really, what’s more mysterious than a mythical tree-woman?

 

I used only backstitch on her, as I had a lot of area to fill in (clearly), and since it was my first shot at embroidery I thought it was best to stick with the basics. I decided to fill her in in a very solid way to convey how dark and dense the night can seem. It took forever, and I suspect it’s because I’m rather slow at this–I only finished it on November 1st, and I started a few days after the contest was announced and worked at least 3-4 hours a day on it. Towards the end there may even have been some 6-12 hour days.

 

The yang is the male; light, sunny, fiery, active, and definitely the daytime. To represent this I embroidered a sun-man. Though not based on any specific mythology that I’m aware of (other than a loose take on the idea of sun gods), I felt that in many ways it was opposite to my dryad, just not necessarily in an obvious way. My design for this was a lot more liberal with the gratuitous design elements and all, but hey, I figure the yang should be a bit less serious than the yin.

I used backstitch, chain stitch, and more satin stitch than I should have for him. I left things a lot more open than I did with the dryad, because since the sun is in the sky it makes me think of airier things.

Both designs were my own, though I used a lot of pictures for anatomical references. Here they are together!

It’s amazing how much I would’ve liked to add on to these pillowcases still–a river and a moon with the dryad, sun beams and some sun-man filling in, etc, but a deadline is a deadline. Also, I would’ve been happier with a less wrinkly outcome.

So all in all, I’m proud that I made it through my massive project with little to no skill, two old beat-up pillowcases, and a little bit of my sanity. Considering that in the time span it took to finish these I also wrote 7 papers, took two midterms, took 4 tests, went to a concert, had two 21st birthday celebrations and watched a crapload of Degrassi, I am quite proud of myself for managing anything at all. Hope you have enjoyed!

So again: please, please, please head over there and vote for me! (I may be posting reminders in the next few days, so be warned.)

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A Little Bit of Everything

October 15, 2007

It’s been quite the couple weeks over in these parts. First school started up for me again, and while you might be tempted to imagine that as a fairly straightforward process in which I just, you know, go to school–you would be wrong, because there is always a period of frantic “I hate these classes, I must change every one and throw my schedule into utter chaos, fear me registration!” During this period it is not unusual to hear me raving about college being a scam, should have taken my tuition and dog and gone to squat on some state park to reconnect with nature, etc. When that wears off, there’s the shock of, “Wait, they actually expect me to read things and write things and do homework? Unthinkable!” And finally, there is the stage of acceptance, during which I sigh and moan as I attempt to catch up on the mountain of work I now have because I spent the beginning of the quarter raving and scoffing.
Then I turned 21. Many huzzahs unto me. Unfortunately, I don’t really like alcohol, so the event was wasted on me. (People I know: “Here, try this one! Whaddya think?” Me: (sips drink) *chokinggasping* “Oh God, I think I’m drunk already.”)
So these are reasons why I don’t have much in the way of current project pictures. I finished my first sock, and though it is a bit loose (I wouldn’t necessarily describe it as fitted, per se), I am insanely proud. Actually I finished it a couple weeks ago, but I kept chickening out because I feared kitchener stitch–which, it turns out, is pretty simple. I put First Sock #2 on the needles this weekend. I hope to finish it sometime soon.

I’m also attempting to do the Yin and Yang Pillowcases challenge at Craftster.org, and it is my first attempt at embroidery. I’m insane to do so, considering my aforementioned schoolwork and plans for many crafty Christmas presents, but I could not resist the lure of that prize package. I couldn’t just keep it simple, either, so I’m already terribly behind on my timeline. Sigh.

But like I said, no pictures for any of this. So instead I will show off some attempts at jewelry-making I did about a month ago.

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Glass pearls and iridescent glass beads.

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More glass beads, with a couple metal beads thrown in, too.

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These remind me of fireworks (seed beads).

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My favorite: shell coin, copper chain, more seed beads.

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A bracelet that I think I made too small (glass pearls, random beads, natural shell, memory wire).

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Nandi

September 20, 2007

So, remember that faceless, hairless, non-descript polymer clay bust I posted pictures of in March?

Behold.

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I’ve named her Nandi. I went searching a bit through some African history to find a name/personality that suited her, and this was perfect. Nandi gave birth to an illegitimate son, Shaka, who later went on to become a feared and ruthless warrior and king of Zululand. Both of their early lives were miserable, despite the greatness Shaka eventually achieved. It felt right to credit my sculpture to her because although she has a queen-like feel, her eyes are somewhat sad and lack the pride and arrogance of a queen born into power.

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The process: first she was sculpted with Super Sculpey (with an aluminum foil core), as previously documented. I put her into the oven, where she was nearly burnt to death and came out highly plaqued (white half-moon marks show up on the surface of the clay). Discouraged, I let her sit in my WIP drawer for a few months. This last week, though, I decided to finish her up. I airbrushed her skin tone on with model paints; then I added the hair, clothing, and jewelry (done in Premo and Kato clay). Finally, I painted her eyes and lip color with more model paints, and then shined them up a bit with Sculpey glaze.

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Although she clearly has many flaws– my fingerprints baked into the clay, a lack of symmetry (especially considering how the nose is crooked in relation to her chin), not particularly smooth, and a rather terrible mouth–I’m quite proud because she was the first sculpture I had done in almost seven years. (The last thing I sculpted was a Jimi Hendrix doll for an 8th grade art project when I was 14.) She was a great experience to get me back into the sculpting game (even if it was a six-month-long experience), and I can already tell that I’ve improved since I started her.

For old times’ sake, here’s what she used to look like:

Nandi, pre-baked

And now here she is. Voila! Nandi.

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Mr. Panta and the Mystery Sculpture

September 9, 2007

So I have been rather naughty and completely avoiding my HP sculpture. Why, why does the perfection of the left eye elude me? Though this will probably jinx me and prevent me from finishing it forever, I shall give you a teaser angle:

HP Sculpture, In Progress
Can you guess who it is? Probably.

Instead of working on it more, I have been playing around on Ravelry (I’m TheGeekMystique there, if anyone would like to add me) and started trying to knit my first hat. As seems to be tradition around these parts, I don’t have any pictures to show of what I’m currently working on, just pictures of things I finished weeks ago.

So I present to you another piece from my crafting past: the third thing I ever knit (I’m only on my like, sixth thing, but oh well). It’s just a plain grey Panta, knit from this pattern with Bernat Softee Chunky yarn. Being one of my first projects, it’s flawed, but I love it nonetheless. If only it weren’t 100+ degrees here in California, I would wear it often.

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Panta, another angle
It’s all about perspective, baby.

I really must see about going to grad school in a cold state, so I can see what it’s like to wear and use something you’ve knit.

Finally, in “I have crafting ADD news”, I am currently dreaming of experimenting with stained glass and resin casting. Oh, if only I had the time and energy for all of the artsy things I would like to be doing.

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Clay Behaving Badly

August 24, 2007

So I’ve been gone for a little while. Mid-late July was consumed by frantically finishing a basic lace wrap for my mother’s birthday (which I have yet to take pictures of, oops!). After that, I finished up a bag I was knitting, vaguely based on the Saturday Market Bag. I still need to attach the straps to it, so no pictures of that either. Then, I put all of my crafts on hold to go on a week-long jaunt to Memphis.

Now that I’m back, I’m excitedly working on a polymer clay sculpture that I believe is my best sculpture ever, by far, and I’ve only just finished the face. However, I’m keeping the details a surprise; all I will say is that it’s based off of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I knew I wanted to make this as soon as I finished that book, and I already have two more I’d like to do. I’m excited because it’s my first piece of fanart–although I love fanart, my drawing skills are terrible (I hit my drawing peak at 14, it’s been downhill ever since), and I’ve never created anything worth sharing. I hope this project will be finished in the next week or so, because I can’t wait to share it.

But since I haven’t taken pictures of any of my recent accomplishments, we’ll go back in time and visit a failed project from May.

This was my first time working with liquid polymer clay, and I was very excited. It was supposed to be a mother’s day present, a stained glass-like piece based off of a pattern I found through a random Google image search (I haven’t been able to find the picture/link again, so if you recognize the image this project was based on or it is on your site, please let me know so I can give proper credit). Of course, despite spending several hours on it, I did not know three very important things:

1) Acrylic paint and liquid polymer is a not a combination that you should bake, ever.
2) Aside from the obvious weird effect you shall see in a moment, this is also a combination that burns easily and smells terrible afterward.

3) Liquid clay doesn’t harden as regular polymer clay does; it becomes rubbery.

Exhibit A:

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See how the acrylic paint made everything all puffy and foamy? And how severely burnt it is? And also how that segment covering her boob is clearly her hair and should therefore be red? Yeah, me too. Needless to say, it never made it to my mother.

On the positive, I really loved how the parts I used Pearl-Ex pigments on (the red hair and silver stars) came out. Too bad I didn’t have them in blue and green, or this project would have turned out very differently. It still would’ve been too flimsy to hang up stained glass-style like I had planned, but overall it was a very good (if time-consuming and wasteful) learning experience.

Two more shots for good measure:

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Poor little mermaid.

Until next time, fearless readers!

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Feeling Crabby

July 18, 2007

It is Wednesday, and my Harry Potter anticipation is skyrocketing. Unfortunately, with all of the spoilers that are floating around the web now, I’m laying low and trying to distract myself from the temptation of said spoilers, so I’m going to take some time throughout the next couple days to post some projects I’ve had finished for awhile.

So, meet my Bollywood Crab!

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And from the back:


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I find it amusing that the mica in the clay shifted and kind of ended forming a wee moustache for him, if you look closely. I was thinking about selling him on Etsy, but I’m rather fond of him, plus I don’t know how much to sell him for. So, I’m keeping him for now.

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Clay Show and Tell

March 4, 2007

I’m taking a brief break from writing/project finishing/paper writing/flashcard making/studying/literally 100’s of pages of reading to post something more cheerful and fun. I go through crafty/arty periods a few times a year. Usually, they last under a month, and I’m usually not particularly good at them. But since November I’ve been intrigued by polymer clay, which is basically a clay that’s partially made of plastic and can be baked in your home oven. Like most of my endeavors, I haven’t completed many projects; my first attempts either 1) were smooshed by me on purpose, 2) caught on fire in the toaster (I kid you not–it was a sculpture of a dog for my mom for Christmas, and it’s head literally caught fire and rolled off; it was both horrifying and hilarious), or 3) smooshed accidentally. But lately, when I have time, I’ve been working with it more on small projects. I’m thinking of opening a small store on Etsy when this quarter ends/when I’m better to make up for my utter lack of income. Anyway, here are a couple things I’ve done, behind the cut:

1) Pretzel earrings. Because pretzels rock.

2) Cheeseburger earrings. One is awesome, and on the other one…well, let’s just say the cheese got messed up.

3) Chocolate cake and a glass of milk charms! I love my chocolate cake, but the clay for the glass got dusty at some point and turned sort of yellow in the oven, so I’m not happy with that at all.

4) My bust! No, not my boobs, but a bust. It’s my first attempt at anything truly realistic, and although the general bone structure is over-developed, and it’s not finished at all (shoulders widened, needs hair, will paint it, etc.) I’m still quite proud of it. I’m fond of her, although I don’t know who she is yet. Oh, and that’s not blood on my finger in the first picture, it’s marker, I swear.

Obviously, these are all first attempts and at a medium that’s new to me, but I’m proud at the simple fact that I’ve finished something I’ve started, and I’m not completely sucky at it to begin with. Sigh. Back to the drudgery.

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